作者newclicker (Newclicker)
看板BioHazard
标题[转录][情报] [H1Z1] 欧盟隔离伦敦
时间Mon May 25 00:42:32 2009
※ [本文转录自 SF 看板]
作者: Yenchin (Yenchin Beyond) 看板: SF
标题: [情报] 欧盟隔离伦敦
时间: Tue May 5 11:35:14 2009
BBC 报导
http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm (连结已失效)
http://tinyurl.com/d8nzkt
EU quarantines London in flu panic
There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in London due
to mutation of the H1N1 virus into new strain: H1Z1.
"由於 H1N1 病毒突变为新的 H1Z1 株, 伦敦有小规模「活屍化」疫情"
摘录:
After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up
to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual
behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of
brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection
死亡後, 这病毒能够让死去的患者在两个小时後心脏重新跳动, 使其具有
极暴力之行为, 据信是因为综合脑部损伤及复活时释入血液中之化学分子
所致
The World Health Organization (WHO) has raised the alert to phase six, its
highest level, and advised governments to activate pandemic contingency
plans.
WHO 警戒至六级
在墨西哥至少已经有 12 例活屍
荷兰发生一起三岁孩童死亡後暴起攻击母亲案例...
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科科 有没有不知道 BBC 官网是 bbc.co.uk 的八卦?
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Daleks be warned. You have declared war upon the Cybermen!
THIS IS NOT WAR. THIS IS PEST CONTROL!
We have 5 million Cybermen, how many are you?
FOUR! You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?
WE WOULD DESTROY THE CYBERMEN WITH ONE DALEK! YOU ARE SUPERIOR IN
ONLY ONE RESPECT. What is that? YOU ARE BETTER AT DYING!!!
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1F：→ camuilena:...... 05/05 11:41
※ 编辑: Yenchin 来自: 123.193.70.229 (05/05 12:35)
2F：推 newclicker:原作者同意借转BioHazard版 <(_ _)> 05/25 00:42
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◆ From: 114.45.30.126
3F：→ newclicker:先声明,防患未然是可以,但请大家别真的把这则消息当真 05/25 00:49
※ 编辑: newclicker 来自: 114.45.30.126 (05/25 00:54)
4F：推 HydraKingdom:Leon: 我又可以出场骗大量薪水了(笑) 05/25 00:52
5F：→ newclicker:外国乡民的反应: I'll get my shotgun! 05/25 01:00
6F：推 HydraKingdom:外国乡民:I own you once,partner!(笑) 05/25 01:02
7F：推 picoyeh:sheva: owe 05/25 01:20
8F：推 twsoriano:Leon: 这次有伦敦正妹吗 YA!! 我要伦敦熟女 05/25 08:12
9F：推 hatelonely:这应该不是真的吧 = =" 05/25 10:07
10F：推 KillerG:当然是假的 哈哈 05/25 10:47
11F：→ KillerG:反正我们有薪水很高的那位 不用怕 05/25 10:47
12F：→ zptdaniel:噗..害我认真了一下 05/25 11:42
13F：推 Modchip:威法码的股票会涨，快快购入!! 05/25 15:22
14F：推 MinChuan:囧 05/25 20:14
15F：→ bust222:科科,来去伦敦练体技(?) 05/25 21:28
17F：→ GoldenSpark:这该不会是真的消息!? 05/25 23:37
19F：推 HydraKingdom:楼上的图如果放到新闻里.会更逼真XD 05/26 01:47
20F：→ kawazakiz2:之前八卦板有人说是游戏公司做的新闻 05/26 08:41
21F：推 yunHsing:我想到28天毁灭倒数... 05/28 02:55
22F：推 knowhile:借收录谢谢 :) 08/05 23:02