作者hater (凌晨1:30的冷水澡)
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标题[不怎麽会动的动画] 马桶
时间Wed Dec 1 01:07:50 2004
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话说我有个同学,人称狗王... t
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牠最擅长的事是:每天煮饭喂饱自己...
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今天狗王的料理教室,要教大家:鸡包纸
要准备的材料有:...................
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所以他常常有个小麻烦,那就是会有厨余..
因此他养了一只东西帮他解决这个问题...
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那个东西就是马桶...
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呵呵呵~马桶小儿~爸爸来喂你吃饭罗
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嘴巴张开~啊~~今天是鸡包纸....
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於是他每天都乐於将自己的食物分给他可爱的马桶....
来嘴巴张开~啊~~今天是纸包鸡....
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话说有一天,他发现一颗放了两个月,已经发霉的白柚...
哇哇哇,第一次看到发霉成五颜六色的白柚...
喂我的马桶吃点新鲜的东西吧!!!
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於是他连皮带肉的将发霉的白柚喂给他的马桶........
来好吃的给你吃........
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结果马桶就因为吃了不乾净的东西,消化不良
时常会发出"叩 叩 叩"的声响
喔...吃饱了...还饱到打嗝了...不错!不错!
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隔天...别的室友要请狗王心爱的马桶吃点
马桶正常应该吃的东西.....
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忽然间...马桶
反刍了...........
不久後...狗王被痛扁一顿.........
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