作者CYNDl (家教老师)
看板B94A012XX
标题[转录] 律师笑话-.-
时间Tue Dec 6 20:27:11 2005
※ [本文转录自 joke 看板]
作者: elyot (另爸另奏骂的刑事学) 看板: joke
标题: Re: [囧rz] 强力徵求一分钟英文笑话 抢救英文成绩
时间: Tue Dec 6 19:07:17 2005
律师笑话版
Q: What is the difference between yogurt and the American Bar
Association?
A: Yogurt has culture.
问: 优格和美国律师协会有什麽差别?
答: 优格有细菌培养。 (culture 与文化双关)
Q: What is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead
lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
问:路上的死狗和死在路上的律师有何差别?
答:死狗前面有煞车痕。
Q: Why do lawyers never take their cats to the beach?
A: Their cats keep trying to burry them with sand.
问: 律师为什麽从来不带猫去海滩?
答: 因为猫会一直想用沙把他埋起来。(猫会习惯把排泄物埋起来)
Q: Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps?
A: They won’t stick to envelopes, because people spit on the wrong
side.
问: 为什麽邮局要把新发行的律师图案邮票回收?
答: 那些邮票在信封上贴不牢，因为大家把口水吐在正面。
Q: What’s the problem with lawyer jokes?
A: Lawyers don't think they're funny and no one else thinks they're
jokes.
问: 律师笑话的毛病是什麽?
答: 律师都不觉得好笑，别人都不认为是笑话。
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