有板友私下提供我就顺手翻给大家 很遗憾我刚翻的途中作别的事有点慢XD from gunnerblog twitter https://twitter.com/#!/gunnerblog 我把时间按照顺序顺下来了。 当时英国时间十点开始後就每隔几分钟就一直更新， 老实说，我并不知道他怎麽看来的.........怎麽得知的， 谈合约应该不在现场吧，只是我觉得根本就在毫洨 哈 Ivan is already here, waiting for AW to return. He's just popped to Tesco after late panic that RVP might request Earl Grey 伊凡卡兹迪兹已经在这等了一阵子，等待亚森温格的到来。 他急忙地从特易购采买好赶回来，心想也许罗宾范配西等会想喝点伯爵茶吧 Arsene arrives; apologises for being late. Apparently he was driving with the handbreak on. 开手排车的温格教授到了，「抱歉，迟到了」。 Ivan & Arsene currently discussing which of Ivan’s perplexing myriad of accents would be most suited to the meeting 伊凡与温格便开始讨论，提到伊凡他那让人匪夷所思的口音在咪挺时再适合不过了。 They’ve plumped for transatlantic drawl. He can always slip in to South African if things take a bad turn 也由於这口音，他们拖长声调，缓慢徐徐地讲， 每句话都是横跨大西洋般的缓慢， 但如果事情突然有所不好的变化，伊凡也是能将这节奏加速驶向南非。 Arsene & Ivan anxiously await RVP. AW idly fondles a pain aux raisin; Gazidis plays Angry Birds. The atmosphere is electric. 温格与伊凡开始对等待RVP有点感到焦躁。 温格把玩起葡萄面包（？）伊凡卡兹迪兹开始玩Angry Birds(默) Annie Wenger brings in a jug of orange juice. Arsene tests it & is furious when he discovers it has bits in. Robin hates bits. 安妮温格（教授夫人）此时拿柳橙汁进来， 温格试喝了一下结果大为恼火（应该没摔水瓶）， 因为他发现里面有一些块状的东西，也许是果肉吧，罗宾讨厌这些块状的东西。 Annie Wenger is crying next door. Ivan Gazidis is hurriedly trying to remove all the bits with a tea-strainer. 安妮温格就在隔壁哭（！） 伊凡急忙的变出一个茶滤网来滤过这些渣渣。 Ivan asks Arsene if he could briefly explain the offside rule before Robin arrives. Arsene says it is not a good time. 伊凡就问了一下说：在罗宾来之前，教授可以简短的解释一下越位规则嘛？ 「时机不对」温格是降回答的。 Robin is 5mins late. AW is grey with worry. His phone rings, & he looks at it excitedly. It is Park calling. He doesn’t answer. 罗宾差不多已经迟到了五分钟，温格开始紧张了， 紧接着他的手机响起来了，温格看起来很兴奋， 结果是朴先生打来的，他没有接。 (朴主永：甘…） Doorbell: Robin arrives. Darren Dein is with him. Ivan deploys South African mode 叮咚，罗宾侠到了。 大卫迪恩的儿子，达伦迪恩，在他旁边（orange：干） 看到这种情况，伊凡开启了南非模式（XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD） Quartet make small-talk. Conversation turns to old friends: Thierry, Cesc, Gael, Samir. A pattern emerges. AW gulps. 温格大多都在谈些过去的老朋友，亨利啦、赛思科啦、克里奇那斯里啦。 On Nasri, Ivan jumps in: “Remember when we he got Frimponged? That was DENCH ”, and goes for the fist-bump with AW. Silence. 一谈到那斯里， 伊凡就跳进来说「欸记得他被Frimpong了吗？科科，那真是太棒了」 接着就被温格的沉默给痛击了一拳。 Arsene diligently pours himself a bowl of Bran Flakes - he is worried there will not be any significant movement this summer. 温格给自己一碗的麦片， 同时他也表示有可能今夏不再会有更大的转会。 Robin takes a croissant. Arsene offers him red jam, but Darren convinces him the blue one is better. AW gulps again. 罗宾拿了一个牛角面包。 温格给他了红色的果酱，但达伦迪恩却跟他说「蓝色的比较好。」 温格就又大口大口的吃麦片。 Arsene is struggling to cut the fruit loaf. He mumbles something about his knife “lacking a little bit sharpness.” 温格切水果面包有点不大顺利，就揶揄并喃喃自语的说「我的刀好像有点不大利」 Talk turns to this season. AW congratulates RVP on his individual awards. Robin says he’d swap them all for a trophy. 接着就把对谈回到赛季， 温格恭喜范配西得到了他的个人奖项， 范配西则表示他愿意用这个人奖项换到一个冠军荣耀。 Ivan reaches under the table & produces a ‘3rd place’ trophy. He made it at home, from an egg-cup & silver foil. 伊凡从桌子下拿出了一个自己在家作的「第三名荣耀」，用鸡蛋杯跟锡箔作的。 Robin takes it; hands it to DD, who places it on the floor. Ivan is crestfallen 罗宾淡定的拿着他交给达伦迪恩，接着把他放在地上。 伊凡有点丧气（这是幽默到有点白目吧XDDD） There is a lull in conversation. Ivan tries to lift spirits by pondering which way up the chocolate digestives should go. 对话有点点令人麻痹令人想困。 伊凡也试着从把玩巧克力消化饼中来提起精神。 IG:“You’d assume chocolate on top, but then the writing is on the bottom. Whereas on a non-chocolate one,the writing’s on top. 伊凡说了些话（但我懒的翻了XDDDD） Seeking to move things along, Darren asks about Arsenal’s plans for the summer. Ivan says he’s going to Mauritius. 达伦迪恩就直接扼要的询问， 枪手今夏有什麽计划 伊凡就说他要去Mauritius （度假胜地） Arsene is on his second bowl of Bran Flakes. Vitamin B12: For mental strength. 温格又拿了麦片以及维他命B12来振作他的心智XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD RVP enquires about proposed M'Vila deal. AW explains it broke down over failure to acquire enough apostrophes for club shop. RVP问起了M'Vila的交易， RVP asks about new coaches. AW explains he's hired someone indelibly linked with the fabric of the club. An Arsenal legend... 也问起了新的助理教练 ...He motions to the door. Kaba Diawara walks in. Robin tries to leave. 结果就起身想走了，而Kaba Diawara走进来。 （啥毁） Robin calms down as AW explains that Diawara’s role will not extend beyond Pat Rice’s cone duties. 温格试着解释Kaba Diawara的角色并非超出米饭大叔的职责 AW smiles knowingly. He thinks he has the clincher... 温格笑笑的大概是心想他有他的道理。 AW invites RVP to the patio, where Theo, Vermaelen, Szczesny, & Ramsey perform an acappella version of East 17’s ‘Stay Now’. 结果他们走到天井看到老虎药水CCC尼跟兰姆西 他们在唱East17的Stay now这首歌的acappella版本XDDDDDDDDD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNm9rDeTT8E (妈呀这够毫洨的XDDDDDDDDDDDDD) On the line, "I touch your face while you are sleeping", Theo sheds a solitary tear. AW smiles. RVP is uncomfortable. 唱到歌词「当你沉睡的时候，我轻抚你的脸～」 老虎流下了眼泪，温格笑了可是RVP感到不苏湖XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD RVP applauds politely; asks why Ramsey didn’t know words. AW says he planned to use Diaby but he failed a late fitness test RVP礼貌性的鼓掌了一下，就问了一下为什麽兰姆西有点忘词， 温格说原本是迪亚比的但他没有通过体检（默） They return to the house. Arsene suggests the quartet showed great mental strength to perform in the Hertfordshire chill. 接着回到屋子里，温格就说「现在我们的四重奏能够展现出强大的心智」 RVP says he needs time to think. He & DD need to talk to a man about a dog. The dog is in Manchester, or something. They leave. RvP就说我需要一些时间思考一下，可能需要听听一些来自於人或是狗的想法， 狗指的是曼彻斯特或些有的没的，接着他们走了。 After a long silence, Arsene Wenger gets up, shakes Ivan’s hand, and leaves. Then remembers this is his house, and comes back. 屋子里笼罩着一段沉默，温格起身像伊凡握手便离开了， 但他又想到这是他家他又走回来了（这哪招阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD） Ivan departs. Meeting adjourned. TO BE CONTINUED. 伊凡接着离开了，咪挺结束，下集分晓。 -- 妈的太唬烂了唬烂到我不想翻啦XDDDddddddd -- "Once a gunner, always a gunner." "thank you Mr Wenger and all the staff you were amazing with me and i become the player i am today because of you" "I like Arsenal. But you, yes, you., Are you really like Arsenal? Or just Arsenal with the trophy Premiere League, FA, Carling Cup and Community Shield? Think about this, dude…seriously.. Sorry, my english is bad. I'm dutchman." 10 Dennis Bergkamp --

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