http://tinyurl.com/2rju3w http://bbs.arsenal.com.cn/viewthread.php?tid=119590&extra=page%3D1 by 土卫17 Good morning all and a special good morning to those fans of FC Barcelona who took the time to write to me yesterday. Your impassioned defence of the club you love has brought about a complete change of mind on my part. Perhaps it was the scathing language you used or the irrefutable evidence that it is, in fact, Arsenal that are the baddies that helped me see the error of my ways but - pfff, fuck it. You’re still cunts. 早上好各位，尤其要问候一下昨天花时间给我回复的诸位巴萨球迷。你们为自己深爱的俱 乐部所做的热情洋溢的辩护词，几乎完全改变了我的看法。也许是你们那些尖酸刻薄的语 言，也许是那些无懈可击的证据，事实上，是你们口中的「混蛋阿森纳」让我看到了我的 错误。但是我要说：(消音~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~)。 Tonight sees the last of the internationals and then we can get back to real football again. Arsene Wenger is anxious to get his players back. At the moment the training sessions consist of Arsene, Almunia, Alex Song having a Battleshipsc tournament which Arsene is winning quite convincingly due to poor placement and tactical awareness on behalf of the others. 今晚是最後一场国际比赛，之後，我们就可以回到真正的足球中来。阿瑟‧温格正焦急的 守望着他的球员们归队(http://tinyurl.com/34jp5p )。目前的训练课成员只有阿瑟、阿 穆尼亚和亚历山大‧宋三个人，训练内容则是「海战」游戏锦标赛。温格虽然开局拙劣， 但是凭借对敌人动向准确的战术预判，还是令人信服地夺得冠军。 “You sunk my battleship!”, exclaims Alex Song. 「你把我的战列舰击沉了！」亚历山大‧宋惊呼。 “That’s because you put it in the same place each time.” 「那是因为你每次都把战列舰布置在同一个地方。」 In terms of injuries there may be a doubt over William Gallas who reportedly pulled out of training on Monday with a groin problem. This would not be good news as Philippe Senderos is also injured, although we’ve yet to receive confirmation of that. Another worry is Tomas Rosicknote who has a muscle coordination problem according to the Czech national team doctor. He’s been critical of the Arsenal medical team but I’m not quite sure how it’s their fault that Tomas’s hamstrings tear like cheap paper. He then goes on to say Rosicky needs to do exercises on his own so again I’m a bit stumped to see how it’s Arsenal’s fault. We’ve tried all kinds to fix him up, including operations on his wisdom teeth, so I think we might just have to accept the fact he’s brittle and he’s not someone you can rely on to be fit most of the time, which is a real shame. 伤病方面，据说威廉‧加拉本周一因为腹股沟的伤势(http://tinyurl.com/2kbqxm )退出 了训练，什麽时候能恢复还是个疑问。不巧的是菲利普‧森德罗斯也有伤，尽管他的消息 我们还没有得到证实。另一个让人头疼的是托马斯‧罗玻璃（Rosicknote，sicknote意为 病假条，译者注。http://tinyurl.com/2lo7o3），据捷克国家队的队医说，是肌肉协调 问题。他对阿森纳的医疗组提出了批评，可是托马斯的肌腱确实就像廉价的纸张一样容易 撕裂，我不明白这怎麽能说是队医的错。他还说罗西基需要自己单独锻炼肌肉，真不明白 阿森纳哪里又不对了。我们想尽了所有办法来帮助他调养，甚至包括给他的智齿做手术。 所以，我觉得我们也许必须接受事实，他很玻璃，不是那种能常年保持健康的、可以依赖 的铁人。这确实很令人郁闷。 Again let’s keep fingers crossed that the lads who are fit and who are going to play tonight come through unscathed. 为了还没受伤的小伙子们，为了他们今晚上场比赛能安然无恙，我们再烧一次香，拜一次 佛吧。 Armand Traore says he’s happy to stay and improve at Arsenal rather than going out on loan while Alex Song is rumoured to be in Charlton’s sights, for a loan move at least. Gunnerblog makes an interesting point about how young players who go out on loan often make permanent moves away from the club. 阿尔芒‧特劳雷说他很高兴呆在阿森纳继续提高(http://tinyurl.com/2w5tol )，不愿意 租借出去。而亚历山大‧宋据说已经被查尔顿看中(http://tinyurl.com/34huwr )，至少 是想租借。Gunnerblog 指出了一个很有意思的现象(http://tinyurl.com/2ons7t )，那 就是被租借出去的年轻球员，多半都回不来。 With Arsenal’s AGM tomorrow Fat & Orange have backed down somewhat by releasing a statement which reiterates their position as ‘long term investors ’ in the club. They say: 明天阿森纳的股东年会就要召开。那个又肥又圆的公司发表了一份声明，做出某种让步， 重申了他们作为俱乐部「长期投资者」的立场。其中说到： Red and White intends to vote in favour of all the resolutions at the upcoming AGM. It also supports the board’s policy of reinvesting the surplus cash flow into the club and not paying dividends. 「红白公司准备在年会上对所有的决议投赞成票。我们也支持董事会的政策，即盈余的现 金不分红，流回俱乐部用於再投资。」 Quite a turnaround as it was just a few short days ago when Usmanov was talking about being paid dividends. You might remember how people felt he had a bit of a cheek expecting to receive dividends when the directors who actually work for the benefit of the club do not receive them. A perfect 180 turn there gets 9.5, 9.5 and 9 from the judges. Marks were lost for being a big fat cunt who nobody wants to see in a tight fitting ice-skating suit. 这真是个180度的大转弯，就在前几天，乌斯马诺夫还说董事会应该支付他红利的事情。 你可能还记得，当真正为俱乐部的盈利而工作的董事们都不要求分红的时候，乌斯马诺夫 给人们留下的印象有点厚颜。这个恰到好处的转变，为他赢得了9.5分、9.5分、9分的高 分，弥补了因为形象而丢掉的分数，因为谁也不愿意看到那件紧绷到简直可以溜冰的西服 里面装着的那头肥猪。 To be honest it’s hilarious to see him flip-flop time and again. It reminds me of that scene in the Simpsons where the two aliens come down and take the place of the Presidential candidates. 说实话，他反覆无常的样子很搞笑。让我想起了美国动画片《辛普森一家》里面的场景， 两个外国人想统治地球，於是下来竞选总统。 “Abortions for all”, says one to boos from the crowd. 其中一个说：「所有人都有权堕胎！」观众一片嘘声。 “No abortions for anyone”, says the other who also gets booed. 「任何人都不能堕胎！」另外一个人说完也被嘘。 “Abortions for some, mini American flags for the rest”, and then the crowd cheer. 「一部分人可以堕胎，另一部分人奖励 一面袖珍版美国国旗！」於是观众欢呼。 Watch Usmanov and F&O break out their mini-American flags (metaphorically speaking) sometimes soon. 等着瞧吧，乌斯马诺夫和他的红白公司早晚要扯碎他们的小旗。 The bottom line is that no businessman is going to invest in something which provides him with no return. Usmanov has paid way over the market value for the shares in order to coerce people into selling. The only way to make his money back is to then sell the shares at a higher price, hard to do when you’ ve inflated the market beyond the reach of anyone else, or increase your stake and takeover the club which allows you to do what you want e.g claim dividends, increase ticket prices etc etc. ‘Long term investor’ talk is fooling nobody. I suppose the only positive Usmanov can take is that in the long history of Arsenal he has, in just a few weeks, become the most unpopular person ever to be associated with the club. Quite an achievement. 无利不起早。任何一个商人都不可能在没有回报的地方投资。乌斯马诺夫为了得到股份， 开出高於市场价的价码，逼迫小股东出售。他唯一能够把钱赚回来的办法，就是用更高的 价钱再把股份卖掉。这是很不容易的，你已经哄抬了股价，谁还买得起。只有继续增持股 份，直到接管整个俱乐部。到那个时候，就可以为所欲为了，譬如说，要求分红，提高票 价，等等。「长期投资者」的论调忽悠不了任何人。依我看，乌斯马诺夫能得到的好处只 有一个：别看阿森纳的历史这麽悠久，老子能在短短几周内就成为俱乐部历史上最不受欢 迎的人，永远被载入史册。多麽伟大的成就！ The AGM is tomorrow, Arseblog will have a report. And that’s your lot. I’m off to weep softly in the corner at the names the Barcelona fans have been calling me. I’m so terribly, terribly upset by it all. 明天就是股东年会了，Arseblog 上要登一篇报告。你们来写。我写不了了，我要躲在墙 角小声抽泣，巴萨球迷们在呼喊我的名字，我好好怕怕啊。 -- "Sometimes there is nothing better in life than being a Gooner." - Kevin Campbell --

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