作者Senderos (DoMyBeSt!)
看板Arsenal
标题[友谊赛] @ Schwadorf 8 - 1 赢球
时间Wed Aug 2 19:08:43 2006
http://www.arsenal.com/matchreport.asp?thisNav=fixtures&fxid=302910
最近很无聊.. 都没什麽转会的消息.. = =
顺手贴一些官网的消息好了,灌水一下
(赚P币?!XD)
枪手们不打战,这次反而当起厨师~大肆起料理奥地利豆腐!
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Jose Antonio Reyes, Cesc Fabregas, Robin van Persie and Gilberto all made
their first appearances of the season as Arsenal completed their Austrian
trip with a 8-1 win at Schwadorf on Monday night.
摩托车、小法布、RVP和吉尔柏托赛季初登场即帮助球队将奥地利的球会
史瓦豆腐大卸八块。
Goals from Emmanuel Adebayor (2), Van Persie (2), Johan Djourou, Kolo Toure,
Nicklas Bendtner and Alex Hleb were enough to see off the Third Division side
with something to spare. Still this will act as a good workout for Arse`ne
Wenger's side.
阿德和RVP各切两块,後卫蒟蒻与托雷都抢到一块,剩下两块则被Bendtner
和阿诺抢去,大家对这次的豆腐大餐非常满意。
The manager knows he must 『fast-track' his side back to match fitness,
particularly the World Cup players, with a Champions League qualifier little
more than a week away. This game was a start for some of the squad, expect a
further step forward against AZ Alkmaar on Friday.
教授知道这个阵容还不够力,只剩一个礼拜多的冠军盃即将到来,虽然
大啖豆腐很爽快,但下一场对阿克马的料理才是关键。
Kick-off was delayed by 10 minutes due to traffic congestion outside the
small Sportzentrum ground at Schwadorf. It was no surprise as there was a
festival atmosphere in this small town just west of Vienna. As spectators
entered the ground, there were various stalls, promotional events and even a
live band playing behind one goal. However the carnival tone ended at
kick-off as Arsenal started at a blistering pace.
位於维也纳西边的豆腐小镇对於这次阿森纳厨师们的到来非常兴奋,交通
拥挤的程度也让比赛晚了10分钟後才进行,每当红厨师施展绝技料理豆腐
时,甚至还有Live band做伴奏~精采程度不下某飞龙牌厨师。
In the fourth minute, Gilberto planted a header against the bar from a corner
by Jose Antonio Reyes. Two minutes later, Van Persie burst through on the
edge of the area and had the relatively simple job of rounding the keeper and
tucking the ball into the empty net.
第4分钟时,吉尔伯托大厨接或摩托车角球快递,可惜头不比手好用,未能
捣碎豆腐。两分钟後,荷兰小厨师RVP一个快闪迷惑豆腐,并且马上捅了第一刀。
In the 10th minute, Toure met another Reyes corner with a floated header to
the far post and Thomas Reitprecht had to nod the ball off the line.
第10分钟,摩托车第二次快递,这次是托雷二厨下手,头仍然没有手好用。
In the 14th minute, Schwadorf keeper Uli Meusburger pushed a low shot from
Reyes around the post, Once again the Spaniard took the corner and this time
Djourou scored with a powerful downward header.
第14分钟,助手蒟蒻竟然用头成功撞击了豆腐~真是了得!
The home side came back into the game after that. Stefan Nestl went on an
overlapping down the right and whipped in a cross to the far post. Christian
Schandl rose to nod the ball back across goal but wide of the post. The same
player then lifted the ball over Manuel Almunia's bar and, in seven minutes
from the break, the keeper had to dive full length to tip Oliver Lederer's
shot around the post.
豆腐的反击也不容小觑,但是唯有硬豆腐才能杀得死人~
However normal service was resumed almost immediately when Adebayor raced
into Van Persie's clever ball through and slipped the ball past the onrushing
keeper. The Togolese striker grabbed his second, Arsenal's fourth, with the
final kick off the first half. Van Persie's deep free-kick was nodded back
into the area by Djourou. Kolo Toure touched the ball against the post and
Adebayor stabbed the ball home from close range.
(第39分钟)多哥大厨阿德单枪匹马再度肢解了豆腐,虽然之後各厨师们继续
磨刀霍霍,但很可惜上半场的料理时间不够,中场双方休息。
Wenger made seven changes at the break and within two minutes the lead had
been extended. Hleb and Song, combined for Van Persie to whip the ball home
on the half-volley.
教授对上半场的豆腐料理不甚满意,一次更换了7名厨师继续料理,第47分钟
刚上场的阿诺和宋厨马上为上半场厨艺精湛的荷兰小厨联手料理。
Four minutes later only the sliding Thomas Zingler stopped Aliadiere
squeezing the ball home at the far post. The respite would be short. In the
53rd minute, Toure's free-kick was deflected past the unfortunate Meusburger.
第53分钟,托雷二厨使一记草地飞刀让第六道豆腐料理上桌。
However Arsenal would be lucky in the minutes that followed. First Mart
Poom's had to backtrack urgently and turn the ball aside from Martin Labaska.
The corner fell to Karol Schulz who hammered the ball against the inside of
the post.
奥地利豆腐也不甘示弱,急速冷冻,避免继续惨遭荼毒,并且伺机反击。
On the hour, Wenger substituted the remaining four players from the first
half — Gilberto, Van Persie, Toure and Justin Hoyte. One of the new
arrivals, Nicklas Bendtner rolled in a shot from close range having been set
up by Hleb.
第60分钟,教授还有点饿,於是四名助理下场看能不能再喂教授多吃点豆腐,
很幸运的,Bendtner马上将一块新鲜豆腐奉上。
With 12 minutes left, Pascal Cygan nearly got a rare goal but his scrambled
effort was cleared off the line. In the 84th minute, excellent work from
Nicklas Bentdner set up Hleb to score.
第84分钟,Bendtner帮助阿诺联手料理了最後一块豆腐。
All it needed now was for the home side to get the goal they deserved.
Labaska provided it with a close range finish three minutes from time.
冷冻完成的豆腐只剩豆腐渣,但是冷冻的豆腐渣仍然能杀人,於是在众厨师
吃饱喝足的情况下,落单的Poom倒在一片豆腐渣中...
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吃那麽多.. 豆腐都不豆腐了.. 囧"
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1F:推 sdf019:竟然用头成功撞击了豆腐~真是了得! XDDDD 08/02 19:46
2F:推 clenny:落单的Poom倒在一片豆腐渣中... XDDDD 08/02 19:55
3F:推 habai:来人阿 喂这位教授吃豆腐 教授:我还有点饿....XDDDDD 08/02 20:23
4F:推 Nvboy:看完都饿了 08/02 20:39
5F:推 Reyes:应该把豆腐绞碎变成豆浆的........ 08/02 22:33