http://football.guardian.co.uk/gallery/0,,1746706,00.html 卫报趣图艺廊这次的主题轮到小法布 Absolutely Fabregas http://tinyurl.com/pz7n3 Over-priced Louis Vuitton hats off to Jamie Carter for this brilliant pastiche of Absolute Fabulous. We particularly enjoyed Arsene Wenger as Patsy. （看不太懂？ABFAB？前瑞典歌唱团体ABBA？） Cescmate（性感队友） http://tinyurl.com/prbjq "Poor Pat blew a head gasket when he realised that he had ditched a Highbury legend-in-the-making for a wanton fling with an Old Lady," says Nigel Coen. （韦拉在小法布进球的那一刹那气爆了，因为了解到他所离开的枪手有个正在茁壮中 的伟大球员） Renaissance Masterpiece（文艺复兴钜作） http://tinyurl.com/ocxrd "After Shrouding Turin, Cesc returns to his other miraculous duties like healing the sick and infirm, although some cases are truly hopeless," writes John Leonard. （小法布在杜林之役後，继续他其他行奇蹟的职责） I want to break free（我要自由） http://tinyurl.com/pfge6 "Cesc already had a long career in the music business," reckons Chris Aldridge. （小法布走向音乐事业？这条歌是不是Queen的？） Real chance of Cesc going?（小法布去皇马？） http://tinyurl.com/omvuy Could a good World Cup make it difficult for Arsenal to keep hold of their Spanish wizard?" asks Paul Davies. （加泰隆尼亚人学安奈卡出走皇马！？ 茄~~） Cescapology（小法布学） http://tinyurl.com/ekgbf "Hope you love this," says Michael Fairclough. "I have a ￡1,300 council tax bill to pay so a free ￡100 bet would be a start!" Keep trying, Michael. （看不太懂，意思是如何以小搏大吗？去问问教授吧） Karate Cesc（功夫小布） http://tinyurl.com/h9xwz "Just as Mr Miyagi had to use special healing powers on Daniel San so hecould get through the fight, Fabregas's sensi, Arsene Wenger, had to use some magic to heal Cesc for the Juve showdown," says Tom Mitchell. （功夫小子Karate Kids的翻拍版，主角是小法布，师父是温格） Cesc Fabulous http://tinyurl.com/jn8tt "When not playing football, young Cesc likes nothing more than just hanging out and having a laugh with his friends," says Gary Burns. （Vote for Cesc!!!） Because He's Worth It http://tinyurl.com/kjepu "Although he has been receiving many plaudits for his recent displays on the pitch," says Leo Byrne. "But Cesc still had only had one true love." （小法布多变的发型。这张图的标题好像是广告词 XD） Great pretender（王位顗觎者） http://tinyurl.com/hr8pv "When Patrick Vieira went back to Highbury, people said Fabregas was the pretender to the crown of best midfielder in the world," says Lassana Tunkara. "Immediately I thought of James Edward Stuart." As you do. （小法布觊觎韦拉那位置一阵子了） Arsebo! http://tinyurl.com/mnt7r "Cesc sure did pay the price for beating an Old Lady," chuckles Pat Lockley. （这个好笑！卡配罗申请禁令，让小法布在足球比赛里不准在海布里殴打老妇人 XD Arsebo是取谐音ASBO，ASBO = Anti-Social Behaviour Orders，这条在法令主要对付 那些年轻无所事事却到处惹事的英国不良青少年） Fab Gift（棒透的礼物） http://tinyurl.com/eo4nb "Perhaps Joan Laporta will consider sending brandy and cigars the next time David Dein calls?" asks Gary Burns. （Courtesy from Laporta） Fabre-gas（新燃料） http://tinyurl.com/hcmbe "Arsene Wenger says throw out your old dirty fossil fuel and switch to new cleaner, faster and more reliable Fabre-gas," says Howard Jones. （温格要旧燃料韦拉对大家说再见，因为他有一桶新燃料--Fabre-Gas。 XD 看不太懂bootane这字，是指butane丁烷？那个版友懂化学的解释一下？） Child's Play http://tinyurl.com/jqu8p "Gianluca Zambrotta found baby Cesc's performance so endearing that he just wanted to pick him up and give him a big hug," says Joe Lenehan. （看到小法布踢的这麽棒，Zambro也想抱他一下） Teen Goon http://tinyurl.com/kn34q "Anyone else think Cesc looks like Teen Wolf?" asks Rob Coke. It's just you, Rob （小法布长的像小狼人？） --

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