转贴 - 建筑人生活 以下是我朋友转寄给我的 念建筑的朋友们～大家可以笑一笑 不是念建筑的朋友们～你们可以稍稍了解设计人的生活 你可能是建筑系学生,如果... YOU MAY BE AN ARCHITECTURE STUDENT IF.... 1. you know the janitors by name. 如果你知道工友的名字. 2. your roommates say "good morning", and you reply"good night." 你室友对你说早安，你回答晚安。 3. you carry a toothbrush in your backpack. 你随身携带牙刷。 4. someone asks you for your phone number and you give them the　studio's.　 别人跟你要电话，你给他studio的。 5. you start paying rent for your desk space in studio.　 你改成付studio绘图桌附近的房租。 6. you can't get a ride from 'Campus Cruiser'.　 你叫不到半夜校车回家。 7. breakfast is your 5th meal of the day.　 早餐是你一天之中的第五餐。 8. the morning newspaper beats you home. 早报比你早到家。 9. 'Red Bull' is you favorite drink. 蛮牛是你最喜欢的饮料。 10. all of the Christmas gifts you give are wrapped in trace. 所有你送出去的圣诞礼物都是用描图纸包的。 11. you ask Santa Clause for architecture supplies. 你希望圣诞老公公送你材料。 12. you ask Santa Clause for a sleeping bag. 你希望圣诞老公公送你睡袋。 14. you have 3 or more cups of double shot coffee espressos in one　night 你可以一晚喝三杯以上的双份espressos。 16. you hear the same song on the radio 3 or more times in one night. 一个晚上你可以在广播里听到同一首歌三次以上。 18. the cars have turned off their headlights. 路上车子都关了大灯。 19. construction workers are already working. 建筑工人已经上工。 21. you're dating another architecture student. 你跟系上同学约会。 23. you spend more time in studio than in your own bed. 你花在studio的时间比你在你床上的时间多。 24. you spend more time in studio than with your wife. 你花在studio的时间比你跟老婆在一起多。 25. your parents are complaining that you're not having enough fun. 你父母亲埋怨你玩得不够多。 26. you only leave studio to buy supplies. 你只为了买材料离开studio。 27. you haven't taken a shower in a week. 你一星期没洗澡。 28. you see showering as a waste of time. 你认为洗澡浪费时间。 30. upon hearing 'supermodel', you think of a nicely crafted-foam core　model. 当你听到super-model，你会想到一个手工完美的模型。 31. your parents have more of a social life than you. 你父母的社交活动比你多。 32. your 11-year-old sister has more of a social life than you. 你十一岁的妹妹比你还多活动。 33. you consider using broccoli for your models. 你想用花椰菜来当做模型里的树。 36. your friends gat more sleep in one night than you do in one week. 你朋友一天的睡眠比你一星期的睡眠总数还多。 37. the streetlights turn off. 路灯已关。 38. you consider 3AM an early night. 你认为凌晨三点还很早。 39. when your out at 3AM, and your wife knows where you're at.. 你凌晨三点不在家，你老婆知道你在哪。 40. you make love to your models (quoted by Jefferson). 你对你的模型做爱（杰佛逊名言） 46. picking up breakfast is the last thing you do before going home. 买早餐是你回家前做得最後一件事。 47. the only building on campus with its lights on is your studios'. 整个校园教室电灯还亮着的是你的studio的。 48. a break consists of moving your car. 休息包括移动你的车子。 49. you receive mail in studio. 你的信件都寄到studio。 50. you say "It's only midnight- I have plenty of time to finish." 你说"才晚上12点，我多的是时间完成"。 51. you confuse sunrise with sunset. 你把日出和日落搞混。 52. you ask what time it is, then ask "AM or PM?" 你问说"几点了"，再问am或pm? 53. you strangle your roommate because he said he stayed up late studying. 你掐死你室友是因为他说他昨晚读书读到很晚。 54. you've memorized you favorite vending machine combination item 你记得贩卖机里你最喜欢的饮料的编号。 55. your Friday night is 68 hours long. 你的星期五晚上有68小时长。 56. you know how much a cubic foot of cement weighs (150lbs). 你知道一立方英尺的水泥多重（150磅）。 57. you slice your finger, and the first thing you think of is if　you'll　be able to finish your model. 你切到手指时想到的第一件事情是：不知道模型做不做得完? 59. you swear there are only 120 people at USC. 你发誓南加大只有120个人。 60. you know all of these are true, no exaggerations. 你知道以上皆属实，绝无虚言。 61. you can listen to all your CD's in one night. 你可以在一个晚听完你所有的CD。 62. certain songs remind you of studio. 某些歌曲会让你联想到studio。 66. the 'Shop Cafe' closes when you arrive, and reopens before you leave studio. 学校咖啡厅在你到达时关门，当你离开studio时开门。 67. you have to wait for breakfast shops to open. 你必须等早餐店开门。 69. you use architecture tools to eat. 你用绘图工具吃饭。 70. you think "X-acto Blade Throwing" is a sport. 你认为"射美工刀"是一种运动。 71. you only buy groceries once a month. 你一个月只须购买一次生活必需品。 72. you wake up to go to school and you're already there. 你起床去学校，而你已经在学校了。 73. you start wearing all black. 你开始穿一身黑。 74. you carry a sweatshirt to all of your classes. 你随身携带换洗的汗衫。 75. you have no life, and admit it. 你承认没有生活。 76. you start to critique a radio selection's selection of songs. 你开始批评广播DJ的歌曲选择很烂。 77. you bring your friends to studio to keep you company. 你带朋友到studio陪你。 78. you refer to outside studio as the "Real World." Studio以外得地方对你来说都是真实世界。 81. you have memorized every radio commercial that airs after 10PM. 你背下了所有晚上十点以後的电台广告。 82. you confuse today and tomorrow. 你分不清今天和明天。 83. you tell time by when other people leave studio. 你的时间观念是以别人几点离开studio为基准。 85. you hear "Didn't you wear that yesterday?',followed by "and the day before that" 你听到别人问你：你昨天不是穿这件衣服吗？还有前天和大前天．．．? 86. you roommate files a 'Missing Person Report'. 你的室友对警察提出失踪人口。 87. you count the number of days (not hours) you've been awake. 你算你已经醒着几天(不算小时)。 89. you go to the store to buy a six-pack of 'Red Bull'. 你去杂货店买六瓶蛮牛。 91. on Halloween, you dress like your instructors. 万圣节时，你打扮得像你教授。 92. on Halloween you trick-or-treat in studio to get arch supplies or 'Red Bull' . 万圣节时，你去要材料或蛮牛，不要糖果。 93. "respect", "coolness', and "hatred" are all based on how much sleep you get, or lack of. 尊敬，冷静，和恨意都取决於你睡了多少或没睡多少。 95. you start using words your instructor uses. 你开始用你教授所使用的词。 96. your bed has collected a layer of dust on it. 你的床上集结了一层灰。 97. concept of time is not forward, but a countdown from the time a project is due ("What time is it?""4 hours 'till"). 时间不是像前走，是还剩多久作业截止(几点了?还有四个小时！?) 98. you contemplate suicide 3 times a day. 你照三餐抱怨想自杀。 99. you contemplate dropping your major 3 times a day. 你照三餐扬言要转系。 100. you have a tent pitched in studio, but still don't go to sleep. 你在studio搭了帐棚却还是不睡觉。 101. ANY OF THESE APPLY TO YOU! 以上任何一样发生在你身上。 Presented by 2nd year students at USC.南加大，建筑系二年级提供 --

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