作者IronChef (Schadenfreude)
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标题Re: [公告] 红袜就是强
时间Thu Nov 1 22:51:48 2007
Edit: Here's a joke!
Q: What do most battered housewives have in common?
A: They just won't F!@#ing listen!
※ 引述《uoo799 (lkk)》之铭言:
: ※ 引述《Tigers5566 (西斯大帝)》之铭言:
: : 某大柠檬的鸟队
: : 实力没红袜强
: : 学人家用红色 唉!!!!
: : 那各瞎蜜葛雷弱的盲炮
: : 又没多强 HR那麽少 还可以扛4棒
: : 天使没人才了!!
: : 那各小鸡佛(鸡睾丸)第一轮被无敌ㄉManny尻一只
: : 也不敢处身球报复嘛!! 只会打嘴炮
: : 那各啥fi瞎蜜gins的小咖 干 我连他名字都不会拼 太不有名了
: : 打击姿势那麽必雕 根智障一样 还可以打第一棒
: : 操!高志纲都比他强
: : 舔屎投两号投手是谁阿?
: : 雷残跟ㄟ系靠北吗?
: : 还不是被无敌红袜尻爆
: : 这种鸟球队 乾脆学马大鱼砍掉重练算了!!
: 不要这样(耶妹跌哭啦赛 一带 猴戏 呀呀 阿 七摸肌肌肌肌)
: 孩子~~他们很可怜 现在....
: 应该算是他们国丧期间吧~~~正在好好舔舐本季受伤残破的心灵
: 毕竟一个便秘贫乳打线靠阿Q精神法自慰自己是防守球队一整季也是很辛苦的
: 更别说一遇北极就熔化的累鸡鸡 还有只能在家打老婆 一到客场回来就要
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http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Domestic_Violence
MLB
Dmitri Young
Chuck Finley's Wife
"Let's face it, when the woman gets crazy and starts getting violent,
professional athletes hesitate to call the police because they don't want to
show up in the papers the next day as the guy who gets beat by his wife,"
notes Chuck Finley who did exactly that earlier this year. "If there had been
a special MLB Spousal Enforcement Unit to call out to the house, remove the
spouse, calm her down, perhaps relocate her indefinitely...I would have used
it." [5]
Kirby Puckett
Pedro Astacio
Bobby Chouinard
Barry Bonds
Will Cordero
Jose Canseco
Bobby Cox
Julio Lugo
Brett Myers
...but not if you ask the P.R. director of the Phillies
Julio Mateo
Albert Callaspo
Elijah Dukes
"I think she is clearly using the media to leverage this divorce proceeding.
There’s money involved, and unfortunately she’s going to the media." --
Dukes's agent, Scott Pucino
"'People kept telling me it would mess up his career,' said Gilbert, who said
both family and friends told her not to press charges against Dukes." --
Dukes's dumb wife
Scott Ericksen's girlfriend
Milton Bradley
: 看心理医生的伪山塔那(对了.不知道真山塔那能不能告他侵犯着作权)
: 他们未来半年寒假只能倚望曾经打爆强暴蹂躏摧残内射中出他们的阿肉
: 是否能降临颜射洛城 给他们一个畅快~~
: 这是他们唯一的精神寄托
: 不要打搅他们欧~~~
: 乖乖!
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1F:→ IronChef:驻: 大家轻松一下, 干干真正的打老婆者 11/01 22:53
2F:→ maxspeed150:话说这里还有人是被老婆打XD 11/01 22:54
※ 编辑: IronChef 来自: 140.112.212.196 (11/01 23:01)
3F:→ numblife:铁厨 你米辣跟乳沟的梗都用太久了 千年老梗.... 11/01 23:40
4F:→ numblife:看看乳沟在打击区那认真的眼神 就不要再干他了... 11/01 23:42
5F:→ IronChef:Lugo才来一年 11/02 00:17
6F:→ IronChef:他约四年: 我还要干他干三年 11/02 00:18
7F:→ Anero:Lugo身材不错 腿也不错 该转行去卖牛仔裤 lol 11/02 00:44
8F:推 redsnipertd:找Edwin吗? 11/02 02:09
9F:推 hlpascer:Lugo:(抓抓) 11/02 02:44
10F:推 mjhsieh:结果这里是红袜板吗? 11/02 09:16
11F:推 mjhsieh:还聊了起来? 11/02 09:21
12F:推 Anero:mjhsieh息怒啊 大家只是在干闹板小白 顺便哈拉两句XD 11/02 12:22