作者Manstein (exposure)
看板AmericanIdol
标题Re: [S8 ] Top36 ~ Group 2 心得
时间Sat Feb 28 02:37:00 2009
I can't type Chinese again. But I do feel the urge to post, and I
only know one way to post. Sour it up!
: ※ 引述《DREW (暧暧内含光)》之铭言:
: : Jasmine Murray: Love Song (Sara Bareilles)
A Jasmine should know how to cry her way through. Without that,
you're nothing. Talking about wasting the pimping.....
: : Matt Giraud: Viva La Vida (Coldplay)
Yeah. Mr.Giraud. I'm talking about you. Some said he looks like
JT. Unfortunately, he just looks like Matt Dillon + Vince Vaugh
to me (singing included).
: : Jeanine Vailles: This Love (Maroon 5)
Poor lady. I still don't know how to spell her last name after
the show, and probably won't in next a million years. But I do
learn how to spell leg! Let me check. It's L-E-G-S. I'm right!
: : Nick Mitchell: And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going (Jennifer HudsonXD)
Nick is love. Really. He should have his own show now. And they
better show it the same time as AI. If that's the case, I'll
definitely switch. (OK, I admit I'll switch back just to watch
Tatiana squirt, I mean, sing again in wildcard show.)
You know what's missing? After the Karate kick, Normund should
take off his shoes and throw it at Simon. If he did that, he's
definitely in now.
: : Alisson Iraheta: Alone (Heart)
Barber assistant sang the right song. But did you notice the
interview between our red-hair and Ryan before she sang (or
shout, whatever)? That totally made Jason Castro 's interview
like Obama's speech.
: : Kris Allen: Man In The Mirror (Michael Jackson)
KrizzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz
I know Big Wets on this board are drooling all around him.
But hey, that does not work for me.
: : Megan Corkrey: Put Your Records On (Corinne Bailey Rae)
Poor Megan. She should cover her tattoos. I don't care. But
dumbasses in midwestern care, and they know how to send Ogre
into top 12 last week.
: : Matt Breitzke: If You Can Only See (Tonic)
Sorry dude. The big fat Shrek position in top12 has already
been taken by Ogre...I mean Michael Sarver. See you at the bar.
: : Jesse Langseth: Bette Davis Eyes (Kim Carnes)
My goodness. The girl really thinks she's as beatuy as Kim Carnes.
For one second I really thought she sang I'm obnoxious instead of
She's precocious...OK that's not what happened. But you know
what I mean. She got a Grammy level brother! What a waste of
golden opportunity here.....Talking about wasting opportunity.......
: : Kai Kalama: What Becomes of the Brokenhearted (Jimmy Ruffin)
Yeah. I'm talking about you. I can easily make ten jokes about
his name (Is that Kellie Pickler eating Calamari there?) but
He just gave in. Well, at least he can go back to take care
of his mom.
: : Mishavonna Henson: Drops Of Jupiter (Train)
Poor lady No.2. She completely didn't know she's a fodder.
At least she's not trying too hard. Talking about too hard.....
: : Adam Lambert: Satisfaction (The Rolling Stones)
That's what we call climax, don't we? I think Paula finally
find out you can come without drugs.
A lot of them were trying too hard. And pick a contemporary
song does not automatically make you more relevent. Talking
about trying too hard.....
Yeah. I'm talking about AI's producing. Why did we have to
watch lousy montage and audition again and again and again?
Aren't we suffering enough? And someone definitely don't
have "suspense" in his dictionary. Tatiana vs Gorkey,
Normund vs Adam, this is too obvious. Let me guess, next
week it'll be Nath vs Lil/Scott at the end. Wanna bet?
Another thing I witnessed about trying too hard (not relevent
to AI) is a concert I watched two days ago. Taylor Swift
and Def Leppard have a concert! Everybody wants to be
Robert Plant right now huh? Unfortunately it's totally
not working (you can youtube it). Def Leppard looks like
a sex-offender convict step father trying too hard to lick
into her step daughter Taylor's pants (OK if they make that
a porno I'll probably watch it but that's another story).
The solo-off between the violinist and electric guitarist
were hilarious. They should ask Freddie to play two-hu so
they can have a 3p party.
And what's snow white doing there? We have an Orge but no
seven dwarfs this week. OK maybe that's why there's no
climax in that song. Fail.
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1F:推 Sternenlicht:KrizzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz(超好笑XD) 02/28 02:41
2F:推 ladyluck:我也很想改走这种recap风格XD 02/28 02:46
3F:推 Sternenlicht:好想看中文版喔 XD 可是KrizzzzZZZZZzzzz这个中文无 02/28 02:47
4F:→ Sternenlicht:法表现出来 XD 02/28 02:48
5F:推 sunrio:我竟然整篇都看得懂耶 (我英文程度何时变这麽好 XD) 02/28 02:56
6F:推 ladyluck:Def Leppard跟Taylor Swift还真是难想像的搭配XDDDDDDD 02/28 02:57
7F:→ sunrio:我好爱糯米那段!他真的应该把鞋子脱下来砸向Simon!!! 02/28 02:59
8F:推 pisacat:本日最中肯!!!怎麽可以毒到这麽好笑~~ XDXD 02/28 03:09
9F:→ pisacat:BTW, Swift Taylor下礼拜会出现在CSI本店~~ 02/28 03:11
10F:推 sunrio:请注意!是 Taylors Wift !!!!!! 02/28 03:12
11F:推 pisacat:好好好...是Taylor Swift,会根CSI囧尼有对手戏喔~~ XDXD 02/28 03:14
12F:推 Sternenlicht:是 Taylors Wift. :P 02/28 03:15
13F:→ sunrio:不! 是 泰勒丝 威芙 (Taylors Wift) 台湾唱片公司搞的 02/28 03:15
14F:推 ladyluck:这是山寨版Taylor Swift吗?XD 02/28 03:38
16F:推 pisacat:XDXDXDXD 环球太屌了!!!! 02/28 04:04
17F:推 isaac0204:Talking about writing recap......... 02/28 06:59
18F:推 bowen1976:捆工不是史瑞克!他是我的泰迪熊! 02/28 08:22
19F:推 santoro: 捆工不是史瑞克!他是我的泰迪熊! 02/28 10:22
20F:→ bowen1976:那个泰勒丝的文宣是怎样?最後一定要贬别人来自抬身价喔 02/28 10:56
21F:推 bowen1976:就不要等到哪天,泰勒丝的群交性爱光碟流出… 02/28 10:57
22F:推 georgewesley:楼上..低调伸种子 XD 02/28 13:19
23F:推 sunrio:因为她是日正当红的新偶像 Taylors Wift! 02/28 13:27
24F:推 yuayuan:Jasmine唱到page这个字时我觉得有点像克莉丝汀耶.... 02/28 13:28
25F:→ sunrio:P.S. 我到现在才知道我把捆工跟钻油工搞混了.... 02/28 13:29
26F:→ sunrio:上周的Alexis Grace更像克莉丝汀...只差没有大便音 02/28 13:30
27F:推 santoro:捆工跟钻油工都是同一位啦 XD Matt B.是焊接工 02/28 13:36
28F:推 bowen1976:(点头如含棒)先捆我再钻我 02/28 13:37
29F:→ santoro:宝湿奶我可以加入你们吗 XD 02/28 13:37
30F:推 bowen1976:陀螺,看来今年是我们俩要扮娥皇跟女英了 02/28 13:38
31F:推 sunrio:不能连续推文有个唯一的好处 就是文章很容易被推爆 02/28 13:44
32F:推 beyplus:娥皇跟女英!!!!!!!!XDDDDD 我快笑死了 02/28 14:04
33F:推 POYUANG:所以现在是谁要爬屋顶跟挖井?(举手遮腋下) 02/28 18:38
34F:推 ihope1987:xd 鹅黄跟女婴欸 xdddd 02/28 18:41
35F:→ ihope1987:阿 打错字了 是蛾皇 女英... 02/28 18:42
36F:推 POYUANG:我真的不觉得Alexis像小克。真的还差很远。><" 02/28 18:46
37F:推 sunrio:我就知道昇哥会跳出来!应该是说她的神韵有类似 02/28 19:21
38F:→ moon7562:晕了…谁能翻译?AI版的乡民英文都好好喔!羡慕!! 02/28 19:29
39F:推 yuayuan:我觉得Alexis是长的有点像...Jasmine是声音有一些地方 02/28 19:29
40F:推 POYUANG:黑茉莉唱歌声音像热爱小克的黎础宁。所以万变不离其宗啊XD 02/28 19:30
41F:推 cosmmo:我觉得黑茉莉也长的有点像黎础宁耶.. 02/28 20:24
42F:→ Manstein:终於可以打中文了... 03/01 00:17
43F:→ Sternenlicht:那Manstein大要翻成中文版吗? :P 03/01 11:33