作者ladyluck (Luck be a lady)
看板AmericanIdol
标题[澳男]全美最高歌艺派谐星嘉言录
时间Fri Jul 11 03:04:15 2008
这是奉学弟版主nopeeking大之命来灌水。
很久没去看澳男的 IDF 版，刚刚才发现一个超好笑的 Thread：
The Official Michael Johns Quotes Thread
以下是一些节录，充分展现怪叔叔的诡异喜感：
和大厨合唱要唱什麽？
On that Q&A sessions:
My question goes to Michael and David Cook. I wanted to know
if you two are going to duet on tour and, if yes, what you are
planning to sing together?
如果大厨和澳男要合唱会唱什麽歌？
David (looking nervously to Michael): We're thinking of doing, um,
Islands In The Stream.
大厨：（紧张地看着澳男）我们想唱 Islands In The Stream。
（Dolly Parton和 Kenny Rogers 名曲）
Michael: Yeah, and I'd do Dolly's part."
澳男：是啊！
我要唱桃莉的部份.....
关於Simon的「两点」
In one of his radio interviews in australia:
"i was trying not to stare too much so i won't forget my lyrics"
(making fun on simon cowell's nipples)
在一次广播访问中被问道Simon令人莫敢逼视的「两点」，
澳男：
我试着不要盯着看，不然我会忘辞。
谁有天份？
(when asked if he sees any talented singer in the group)
"when i look in the mirror"
当被问到这群人中有没有具天份的歌手，
澳男：
当我看着镜子的时候。
译按：这也是 Dream On的歌词。
领巾
On tony k radio interview (when asked if the ascot was the cause
of him getting kicked out): "shame on you ascot!"
广播访问中被问到是不是因为带领巾所以被淘汰。
澳男：
（怒）都是你！领巾。
巡回巴士的味道
At the ET interview:
Ramiele: Our tour bus smells like roses, what does your tour bus smells like?
MJ: Uhh..Rock and Roll
小茉莉：我们女生的巴士闻起来像玫瑰，你们男生的呢？
澳男：
嗯....摇滚乐！（译按：这啥味道？）
关於巡回巴士
Castro likes to walk around the bus in his underwear,
but apart from that, I don't mind, you know
澳男：
卷头喜欢穿着内裤在巴士上走来走去，除此之外，我都无所谓。
关於跳舞
on whether he'll be dancing on the show: "There's moves the
choreographer has never even seen before and she worked with Madonna,
so what can I say".
被问到他在巡回中会不会跳舞。
澳男：
我的舞连编舞老师都前所未见，她还跟玛丹娜合作过，
所以我能说什麽呢？
大厨的秘书
Then I talked to Michael, who ripped the stage apart during his set.
I told him to try and behave on the tour bus. And I also asked him to
tell David what my name is. Because I don’t recall actually telling him.
So Michael, walked right up to him while he was taking pictures with
other fans, and from 15 feet away, David put up his thumb and said,
“Alana!”, and I replied, “Daaviidd”.
When Michael came back,. I told him that he is David’s new secretary.
He jokingly said, “that’s what happens when you finish eighth!”
厨迷请澳男告诉大厨她的名字，然後开玩笑说他是大厨的秘书。
澳男：
这就是你只得第八名的结果。
关於白雪
On Brooke White: - Has she watched an R Rated movie yet?
- No, thats my gold. I almost got her to swear once
被问到白雪是不是依然没看过限制级电影。
澳男：
她没看过，那是我的金矿，我有一回几乎让她破功骂脏话。
去维加斯干麽？
on LKL: "i am doing a card dealing class in case this doesnt work out"
(about him being in vegas)
被 Larry King 问到去维加斯干什麽？
澳男：
去上赌场发牌课，万一唱歌行不通还能去当发牌小弟。
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※ 编辑: ladyluck 来自: 68.5.45.161 (07/11 03:08)
1F：推 santoro:赛门的nipples... 有发生什麽事吗 我一直都没注意到耶 XD 07/11 08:43
2F：推 POYUANG:大概是像视觉幻觉游戏。盯久了会看到奇怪效果？ 07/11 09:55
3F：推 nopeeking:我只能说澳男心里住着一个怪叔叔 XD 07/11 10:21
4F：→ aides:其实澳男就是怪叔叔 XD 07/11 10:28
5F：推 anjohn:等着看a姊的心得文阿 (￣y▽￣)╭ 07/11 10:57
6F：推 stopthemob:"shame on you ascot!" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/11 11:32
7F：推 mikachen:他不是谐星 他是全美最高歌艺派怪帅叔 07/11 11:42
8F：推 evan410:哈哈哈~他好好笑喔XD 07/11 14:38
9F：推 kasho:澳男好好笑！XD 07/11 17:25
10F：推 tenoe:澳男真的是怪叔叔啊。（乐） 07/11 19:20
11F：推 tinarisa:以澳男的年纪不能叫怪叔叔啦 07/12 11:58
12F：→ tinarisa:迷妹曰:澳男根本是样样精通的鬼才≧０≦ 07/12 12:00