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老師: 樹上有十隻小鳥,用獵槍打掉一隻鳥,還剩幾隻? 學生: 一隻也不剩,都被嚇跑了。 老師: 錯!!還剩九隻,但,我喜歡你的想法! 學生不服輸也反問了老師一個問題 學生: 老師,我也有問題想請教你。 老師: 哈!? 學生: 有三位妙齡女郎在路上吃冰淇淋,第一個用咬的,第二個用舔的, 第三個用吸的,請問哪一個已經結婚了? 老師(滿臉通紅,很不好意思):啊~~~~~是不是那個用吸的..... 學生: 錯!!是手上有戴結婚戒指的那個,但,我喜歡你的想法! --
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◆ From: 202.129.248.70
1F:→ Xydemonman:XY魔人 推薦自:61.216.81.211 08/16
2F:→ Satanophany:加油吧 各位 推薦自:61.216.225.180 08/16
3F:→ spawnbleed:嗯 撒旦大人 要衝囉~~ 推薦自:210.69.138.102 08/16
4F:→ Satanophany:加油 加油 先告訴你 下一個不好笑 推薦自:61.216.225.180 08/16
5F:→ spawnbleed:喔 真的嗎 是校花就該被推倒呀 推薦自:210.69.138.102 08/16
6F:→ Satanophany:推倒也沒感覺 推薦自:61.216.225.180 08/16
7F:→ spawnbleed:那那那 吸她的蜜蜜好了 推薦自:210.69.138.102 08/16
8F:→ Satanophany:小心 他是白帶的 推薦自:61.216.225.180 08/16
9F:→ Satanophany: 耶 是我!!! 推薦自:61.216.225.180 08/16
10F:→ spawnbleed:呸呸 弄得老子一身腥 99999 推薦自:210.69.138.102 08/16
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102F:→ HanJyi:~_~eee 推 140.123.181.81 10/15
103F:→ stupidd:推 推 218.34.219.64 02/08
104F:→ winape: 我還沒說完吶~~ 超難笑的,回家啦~! 10/05 20:39
105F:噓 Crucio:喔 11/11 22:46
106F:推 Armour:100 11/12 23:22
107F:噓 Crucio:>.< 11/13 13:47
108F:推 ahdah:爆 11/14 03:10
109F:噓 Crucio:不管!!我一定要99!>.< 11/14 16:20
110F:推 aillee:爆 11/18 05:25
111F:推 omena:爆 11/21 14:14
112F:噓 Crucio:99 11/23 12:19
113F:推 Armour: ︵ ︵ 11/25 00:40
114F:推 Armour: (⊙) (⊙) 11/25 00:40
115F:推 Armour: ︵ ██◣︶◢███◣︶◢█ 11/25 00:40
116F:推 Armour: ████████████ 11/25 00:40
117F:推 Armour: ▏│柏││瓦│█████ 11/25 00:40
118F:推 Armour: │油││斯│█ ◢█ 11/25 00:40
119F:推 Armour: │ ││車│████◤ 11/25 00:40
120F:推 Armour: ╰┬╯╰┬╯ 11/25 00:40
121F:推 Armour: ┴ ┴ 11/25 00:40
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140F:噓 Crucio: 02/03 15:57
141F:推 kon2:1 02/04 03:34
142F:噓 QOting:2 02/04 14:22
143F:推 dindins:X ╭───────╮ 02/04 15:53
144F:→ dindins: ◢██◣ │嘿嘿一~ │ 02/04 15:53
145F:→ dindins: █ ◥▌╯我自己進來了,│ 02/04 15:53
146F:→ dindins: ◤□︵□▌│打我呀笨蛋~!│ 02/04 15:53
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148F:→ dindins: ◣. . ◤ ~○~○~○~○ 02/04 15:53
149F:→ dindins: | . | (潑洨)~○~○~○~○ 02/04 15:53
150F:→ dindins:﹨ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∕~○~○~○~○ 02/04 15:53
151F:→ dindins: ﹨ 洨 桶 ∕ ~○~○~○~○ 02/04 15:53
152F:→ dindins: ﹨______∕ 02/04 15:53
153F:噓 conanhide: 02/16 17:51
154F:推 blueiori: 02/16 18:48
155F:噓 QOting:推 02/26 20:59
156F:推 waterspout:推100 02/27 17:06
157F:噓 kingintea: 08/17 10:41
158F:推 OHMYBOT:y 08/27 18:22
159F:噓 zelt:紅白推 XD 10/29 03:38
160F:噓 hzc0725: 10/29 18:53
161F:推 AYUREADY7:推回來 10/30 17:58
162F:推 gino7777:爆 10/30 21:17
163F:推 lmnb:推推推~~ 08/24 10:54
164F:→ ken047:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/31 14:16
165F:推 egain: 0 05/05 21:36
166F:噓 art216169:.. 07/23 07:56
167F:推 skyblue2021:100 07/25 02:35
168F:噓 hassanstar:99 08/06 10:51
169F:推 jingyesi:靠北XD 08/06 13:39
170F:噓 vans0115:99 09/10 17:01
171F:推 HighTide5566:100 09/10 17:18
172F:噓 vans0115:99 09/12 01:04
173F:推 s2846:100 09/12 22:16
174F:噓 vans0115:99 10/03 14:16
175F:推 yang0623:100 10/04 13:10
176F:噓 hate9989:..(o一-一)=○# ( ̄#)3 ̄) 10/10 14:27
177F:推 vans0115:( ‵□′)───C<─___-)||| 10/11 19:44
178F:→ aditionality:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 12/17 21:35
179F:→ PTT0nline:幫衝JOKE人氣 01/22 12:03
180F:噓 eatmybird:00 02/06 09:13
181F:噓 eatmybird:98 02/06 09:22
182F:噓 eatmybird:97 02/06 09:24
183F:噓 eatmybird:96 02/06 09:31
184F:噓 eatmybird:95 02/06 09:33
185F:噓 poulire147: 06/13 18:57
186F:推 sksp:95 06/15 11:58
187F:推 sqark912:96 10/25 13:38
188F:噓 deathjack: 11/03 01:24
189F:推 f400360716:96 01/02 17:52
alphaY:轉錄至看板 Test 01/13 17:48
190F:噓 umano: 10/10 頁 (100%) 目前顯示: 第 193~215 行 (y)回應(X/%) 02/01 20:55
191F:推 hecticgem:.. 05/04 22:27
192F:噓 umano:gem:.. 06/13 21:55
193F:推 theeht:[通用語]@^@$%^@#$%^ 08/05 20:10
194F:推 theeht:台裔科學家|;┘┘;├└m劉登凱 08/07 13:51
195F:推 theeht:a a o一-一)=○# ( ̄#)3 ̄) 08/17 14:03
196F:推 theeht:拔河古謂之牽鉤,襄、漢風俗,常以正月望日為之。 08/17 15:25
197F:推 u943143: 08/18 21:48
198F:推 saint047:幹~~~~~我好想妳阿阿~~~XD 11/14 22:53
199F:推 zeumax:頭上多一根比較強嗎? 08/19 18:14
200F:噓 rexavier81: 朝聖 07/16 18:33
201F:噓 e1q3z9c7: 超無聊 07/17 14:44
202F:推 ReganLu: 99 09/07 17:12
203F:推 ReganLu: 爆 09/07 17:13





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