作者dweight (相信自己,也相信隊友)
看板joke
標題[轉錄]青出於藍
時間Sun Jul 1 12:18:49 2001
老師: 樹上有十隻小鳥,用獵槍打掉一隻鳥,還剩幾隻?
學生: 一隻也不剩,都被嚇跑了。
老師: 錯!!還剩九隻,但,我喜歡你的想法!
學生不服輸也反問了老師一個問題
學生: 老師,我也有問題想請教你。
老師: 哈!?
學生: 有三位妙齡女郎在路上吃冰淇淋,第一個用咬的,第二個用舔的,
第三個用吸的,請問哪一個已經結婚了?
老師(滿臉通紅,很不好意思):啊~~~~~是不是那個用吸的.....
學生: 錯!!是手上有戴結婚戒指的那個,但,我喜歡你的想法!
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2F:→ Satanophany:加油吧 各位 推薦自:61.216.225.180 08/16
3F:→ spawnbleed:嗯 撒旦大人 要衝囉~~ 推薦自:210.69.138.102 08/16
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7F:→ spawnbleed:那那那 吸她的蜜蜜好了 推薦自:210.69.138.102 08/16
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142F:噓 QOting:2 02/04 14:22
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201F:噓 e1q3z9c7: 超無聊 07/17 14:44
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