作者allengood (世界變了不是我變了)
看板joke
標題Re: 記得~
時間Sat Jun 30 01:49:06 2001
超無聊的啦~~~這種八百年前的事也拿來講....
想當年你也算是前鎮十大高手....給你一個"遜"
哀....也不能怪你...自從小真被搶走之後你就開始語無倫次了!!
那我講講最近陪同學見網友的事好啦^^
我有個同學,上網算是蠻久的...網友數數也算多了..不過就是不曾約出來見過
因此可能他對於見網友這碼事...是既期待又怕受傷害吧...
一天,他問我有沒空找我吃飯,我說有誰...他找我,他網友找他朋友,兩對這樣
我於是對他心理建設:男人不要太膚淺!!其實以貌取人的人是最要不得的
朋友最重要的是聊的來....不要在乎世俗的眼光....網友也是人....不要太過期待!!
他看我對他語重心長..良心建議...泛紅的眼框中只差沒脫口說出吾皇萬歲
晚上約在校門口見面....也對...我同學還蠻精明的..晚上看不清楚殺傷力較小
左右張望..嗚哇哇哇哇!!!!!!更.....那兩個異世界來的非人類是怎麼回事!!!
是許瑞德派來的手下嗎??還是人類尚未發現的新品種高山寒帶生物??
靠近一看....嗚哇哇哇...她是火星來的..我在discovery頻道有看過!!!
沒想到混入人類社會中這麼久...是想靠著bbs征服人類嗎??
雖然我同學被稱為衣冠禽獸...斯文敗類...我也不想眼睜睜看他被殘殺
我轉頭跟我同學比個"讚"....在他耳邊跟他講"記住..當個男人"
之後決定去吃刷刷鍋......我不曉得怎麼吃完這一頓的.....
我只記得我面無表情...因為我怕我露出驚愕的神情..她會拿出光線槍射我
早知道我車大鎖就帶著...起碼可以當成防衛的工具.....
現在我的武器只剩下一雙筷子...還有兩片牛肉...還有一塊空心菜
雖然我想問她們台灣的食物你們是不適應..或是你們來地球多久了
但是講出來的卻是...你們是什麼系的阿...大幾啦...
"喔喔....是喔....不錯麻"然後趕快結束話題吃東西.....
不然我同學會說我沒義氣....
飯局就在這種很詭異的氣氛下結束了.....
但是更詭異的是...我同學在約見面前居然跟她告白.....
這算啥??魔獸戀??
不過我答應不洩漏我同學的名字......
因為他當年可是前鎮十大高手哩!!
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4F：→ spawnbleed:既然是高手 也就是魔人 魔人當然配魔獸 推薦自:210.69.138.102 08/16
5F：→ spawnbleed:也許是高手想開了 免熄火就可以開坐墊 推薦自:210.69.138.102 08/16
6F：→ spawnbleed:嘻噢唲嗎舔大人也回來推啦~~~喔 推薦自:210.69.138.102 08/16
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104F：推 aokTo: 218.164.49.89 11/09
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112F：噓 Crucio:11 11/11 22:46
113F：推 Armour:100 11/12 23:22
114F：噓 Crucio:>.< 11/13 13:47
115F：推 ahdah:爆 11/14 03:07
116F：噓 Crucio:不管!!我一定要99!>.< 11/14 16:20
117F：推 jojo999:爆Y 11/22 17:48
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140F：→ lunaangel: ◥█◣ Dr.Dog ATTENTION◢█◤ 01/01 15:51
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146F：噓 Crucio: 02/03 15:57
147F：推 ynd221133: 02/09 18:36
148F：噓 kingintea: 08/17 10:40
149F：推 Raid:XD 08/27 16:11
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155F：噓 hate9989:.. 10/11 01:31
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162F：推 eo43838:96 05/30 16:58
163F：噓 umano:8:96 06/13 21:54
164F：推 theeht:1 08/05 20:06
165F：推 theeht::96 08/06 11:11
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