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※ [本文轉錄自 Gossiping 看板 #1Yi_g2dd ] 作者: IJuBan (我就笨) 看板: Gossiping 標題: [問卦] 請問這台機器它在不耐煩三小== 時間: Thu Jun 23 13:30:40 2022 阿肥我昨天去三總抽血啦 看到號碼牌 https://i.imgur.com/V6CtMPk.jpg
今天阿肥我愈想愈不對勁把它po上來問問 不知道它在不耐煩三小== 這麼多人在排隊也不是我的錯 蛤? --
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1F:推 sliver5525: ==223.136.127.108 06/23 13:31
2F:→ TiTiTimothy: = = 114.140.113.65 06/23 13:31
3F:→ seal998: == 27.52.136.179 06/23 13:31
4F:推 RLAPH: =.= 39.11.162.249 06/23 13:31
5F:推 ztex0801919: 空白啦幹123.194.107.109 06/23 13:31
6F:推 jenu0908: 笑死== 1.200.58.128 06/23 13:31
7F:推 Nonegrame: = = 118.163.84.203 06/23 13:32
8F:推 tony24334: 等等會有個智障來糾正表情符號 49.216.26.77 06/23 13:32
9F:推 ralfeistein: = =警察等等就出現了125.224.236.174 06/23 13:32
10F:→ nekoares: == 嘻嘻 == 220.136.30.162 06/23 13:32
11F:推 kiy75: = = 1.163.178.46 06/23 13:32
12F:推 fidelity77: = = 27.53.226.248 06/23 13:32
13F:噓 ePaper: 你把左手大拇指挪開 不要學記者斷章取義 42.72.103.117 06/23 13:32
14F:→ yulis: 放乖乖給他吃 118.232.60.123 06/23 13:33
15F:推 WeGoStyle: 等候辦理= = 1.200.176.29 06/23 13:33
16F:推 initialdark: 笑死 被號碼牌嗆 27.51.72.126 06/23 13:33
17F:推 spectron: == 1.200.139.83 06/23 13:33
18F:→ Submicromete: == 223.138.17.63 06/23 13:34
19F:推 lightsquare: = = 59.125.245.181 06/23 13:34
20F:→ BruceChen227: =.= 27.53.122.109 06/23 13:34
21F:→ cck525: 左手移開 223.137.245.56 06/23 13:34
22F:→ maple0603: =.=||| 122.121.13.216 06/23 13:35
23F:推 Fino5566: 有加空格111.251.155.136 06/23 13:35
24F:→ basslife: = = 203.67.254.159 06/23 13:35
25F:噓 coolron: 編故事喔 另一邊也是 == 114.136.131.32 06/23 13:35
26F:推 inshadow: 等候辦理是看不懂逆 = = 61.227.126.76 06/23 13:35
27F:推 pc011630: 哏在哪裡? 49.217.197.172 06/23 13:35
28F:推 rickphyman42: = =140.116.187.114 06/23 13:36
29F:推 XLcock: = =223.136.201.146 06/23 13:36
30F:推 kskyk1074: = = 110.26.160.61 06/23 13:36
31F:→ xpsecret: == 114.40.169.49 06/23 13:36
32F:噓 Ericcws: 不怕沒工作可以去當記者欸 223.136.85.239 06/23 13:37
33F:→ tai728: 系統不喜歡肥宅來抽血 1.200.50.150 06/23 13:37
34F:→ milkBK: == 114.32.18.127 06/23 13:37
35F:推 toyni: = = 60.86.132.103 06/23 13:37
36F:推 yannicklatte: == 42.73.121.249 06/23 13:37
37F:推 liusean: 他有空格= = 114.136.239.23 06/23 13:38
38F:推 oo2751394: 這樣沒有空格吧== 27.242.75.88 06/23 13:40
39F:推 boss88893: = = 請稍等 = = 61.228.15.64 06/23 13:41
40F:推 twodoors1175: 我在你後面 101.12.31.101 06/23 13:42
41F:推 vincent0412: = = 49.215.20.250 06/23 13:42
42F:推 ld3067498: == 223.141.76.185 06/23 13:43
43F:推 JUSTMYSUN: 心情不美麗== 111.81.194.207 06/23 13:43
44F:推 kasim15: 因該加個請的= = 123.50.55.35 06/23 13:44
45F:→ baiya: AI產生了靈魂了 118.231.169.22 06/23 13:46
46F:推 JoJoSonic: 左手移開就看到2倍= =了 180.217.9.126 06/23 13:47
47F:推 Bonkon: 他有空格 給推 27.240.240.79 06/23 13:47
48F:推 Vassili242: 被肥宅拿著油膩膩很不舒服啊114.137.101.212 06/23 13:48
49F:→ t81511270: == 哇靠 竟然有人不加空格 36.234.141.171 06/23 13:51
50F:推 max2604: 笑死哈哈哈哈哈 114.136.149.61 06/23 13:51
51F:→ joyeszhang: = = 220.129.86.119 06/23 13:52
52F:推 hop71120: = = 110.26.197.240 06/23 13:52
53F:推 kevinpc: = = 36.225.142.119 06/23 13:53
54F:噓 yyyyyyyv: =.= 111.71.55.224 06/23 13:53
55F:→ drmactt: = = 被機器嫌,幫QQ 61.63.112.123 06/23 13:53
56F:→ wailman: 終於看懂是什麽梗 27.242.4.142 06/23 13:54
57F:推 vigorhsieh: == 27.52.170.178 06/23 13:56
58F:推 xyz3756abz: == 27.51.64.25 06/23 13:57
59F:噓 genovis: 好笑嗎?回你的低卡 101.136.8.242 06/23 13:58
60F:推 spring53287: = =223.136.203.214 06/23 14:01
61F:推 bigwhite327: == 111.83.70.54 06/23 14:02
62F:→ ihfreud: =_= 正妹就不會拿到這張了 幫你QQ 122.116.232.46 06/23 14:02
63F:推 bheegrl: XD 59.124.124.7 06/23 14:04
64F:→ tulian: 在那叫什麼165.225.110.203 06/23 14:05
65F:推 roea68roea68: == 220.133.251.91 06/23 14:05
66F:→ stu25936: == 49.216.18.66 06/23 14:07
67F:推 aids893001: == 118.163.51.121 06/23 14:09
68F:推 chuck5669: = = 114.35.154.222 06/23 14:10
69F:噓 fatman5566: 左右兩邊都有==好嗎 49.216.187.115 06/23 14:10
70F:推 jewish123: 這手指肉度是真肥宅 嘔嘔嘔 223.139.25.13 06/23 14:11
71F:推 stevenyu82: == 101.137.189.96 06/23 14:11
72F:推 a28200266: = = 36.224.225.115 06/23 14:12
73F:推 blueway1014: = = 114.45.26.186 06/23 14:18
74F:→ q22w: 原po只是想幽默一下 幹嘛那麼認真 42.76.231.162 06/23 14:21
75F:推 yun420179: 笑死 149.233.32.90 06/23 14:22
76F:→ pupuputtt: 害我還點開大圖看細節找魔鬼 = = 哼 125.230.250.85 06/23 14:22
77F:推 Kitakami: = =220.130.209.186 06/23 14:27
78F:噓 esp0122: == 101.9.101.17 06/23 14:27
79F:推 brucielu95: 笑死 怎麼會有= = 36.226.193.64 06/23 14:28
80F:推 HAHAHUNG: = =114.136.163.171 06/23 14:32
81F:→ Replly: 在那叫什麼= = 114.137.67.52 06/23 14:34
82F:→ zzzprince: == 114.43.159.38 06/23 14:35
83F:推 vb128252: =.= 1.174.27.9 06/23 14:38
84F:→ littleme1125: = = 要空格啦 218.166.70.216 06/23 14:39
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85F:推 HaHaPoint: A A 06/23 15:14
86F:→ jixiang: == 06/23 15:33
87F:推 ctgplayer: 不加空格的都應該抓去關 06/23 16:08
88F:→ panhoho: == == 06/23 17:10
89F:噓 c19918043: 有本事把左手拇指移開再拍 06/23 17:20
90F:推 we789654321: = = 06/23 17:32
91F:推 naruto62: = = 06/23 17:37
92F:推 chuben: 沒有奇怪的地方啊 06/23 17:43
93F:噓 nohssiwi: 欠噓= = 06/23 17:48
94F:推 yzvr: = = 06/23 18:04
95F:噓 fcz973: 明明有左邊還硬要== 06/23 18:12
96F:噓 rafayaaa: 你有當記者的潛力 加油 06/23 18:30
97F:推 ifconfig5566: == 06/23 18:40
98F:→ XX61308oo: = = 06/23 18:56
99F:→ troy911: 有個性!民眾排隊竟被機器這樣對待 06/23 19:07
100F:→ johnnyham: 大家都有吧 06/23 19:10
101F:推 Smilegaga: =‘’= 06/23 19:14
102F:推 er800100: =..= 06/23 19:43
103F:噓 pigman1331: 左邊 06/23 19:44
104F:噓 DinDing1129: ==? 06/23 19:48
105F:推 DDDDDave05: == 06/23 19:59
106F:推 EIKD: =. = 06/23 20:00
107F:→ denpa5566: = = 06/23 20:18
108F:噓 alberto9726: 優質 06/23 20:39
109F:噓 js202021: 唉 06/23 20:59
110F:推 biofish: = = 06/23 21:32
111F:噓 c24253994: =_= 06/23 21:35
112F:推 kiduu: U文 06/23 21:48
113F:→ Voony: == 06/23 22:14
114F:推 duckduck0601: 補血 06/23 22:47
115F:→ FiveSix911: = = 06/23 22:47
116F:推 livelifelove: 噓的是怎樣?難道前面有==的話就比較不會不耐煩嗎, 06/23 23:15
117F:→ livelifelove: ==我是不這麼認為啦== 06/23 23:16
118F:推 evermpeg2: =.,= 06/23 23:39
119F:噓 NTUnpc: ==真幽默== 06/24 01:10
120F:噓 c19918043: 當左邊也有雙等號的時候,右邊的雙等號就只是不具情緒 06/24 01:24
121F:→ c19918043: 表示意義的分割線,所以沒錯,看起來就是完全不會不耐 06/24 01:24
122F:→ c19918043: 煩 06/24 01:24
123F:噓 c19918043: 前面噓的點也跟有沒有比較不耐煩無關,因為這個笑話是 06/24 01:28
124F:→ c19918043: 建立在斷章取義的狀況下,回歸事實就完全看不到笑點了 06/24 01:28
125F:推 prayer513: 拎北等下班還要幫你印號碼牌 很煩 = = 06/24 01:58
126F:推 zardmih: =.= 06/24 03:03
127F:推 Orz9106: joke板還一堆認真魔人 06/24 04:12
128F:推 undream: 去旁邊等別再問 = = 06/24 04:46
129F:噓 Mrlegend: 無聊 06/24 04:59
130F:→ akirakid: 那是等等吧 06/24 05:11
131F:→ spring719: XDDD 06/24 05:28
132F:噓 Scorpio17: == 06/24 06:12
133F:推 ray30409: 記得加空格= = 06/24 06:51
134F:噓 tony332976: 06/24 07:12
135F:推 clayerlee: >< 06/24 07:35
136F:噓 plusseal: == 06/24 08:30
137F:→ sy4826951: 可以解釋嗎?真的看不懂這個梗 06/24 08:41
138F:推 Nixwell: 內行的半形空格equal space equal 06/24 08:43
139F:噓 markkao456: 左邊 無聊 06/24 09:06
140F:推 kaojet: 等一下會死嗎 = = 06/24 09:22
141F:噓 bluereturn: 大拇指按的地方拿開看一下啊 = = 06/24 09:27
142F:噓 a2218182822: 不行 06/24 09:30
143F:推 LiN2828: 機器一直吐紙也會累啊 = = 06/24 09:31
144F:推 kb24leo: == 06/24 10:00
145F:推 asas555j: == 06/24 10:02
146F:推 orange0319: = = 06/24 10:04
147F:推 elikey: = = 凸 06/24 10:37
148F:推 christu: = = 06/24 10:58
149F:推 GGINDOWBOW: == 06/24 11:00
150F:噓 Rabbit19264: 你把左手大拇指挪開 不要學記者斷章取義 06/24 11:06
151F:噓 t32908: 好了啦 06/24 11:12
152F:推 abjeffop: 就叫你排隊等叫號了= = 06/24 11:45
153F:推 s102061272: 叉子咧== 06/24 11:59
154F:推 best0811: = = 06/24 12:06
155F:噓 DongRaeGu: 幹嘛擋 06/24 12:07
156F:噓 buster520798: 好幽默喔 06/24 12:14
157F:推 courageous36: = = 06/24 12:15
158F:噓 MLXG0103: 前面也有好嗎 笑死 06/24 12:31
159F:推 ooppking: = =叫你等候沒聽到嗎 06/24 12:31
160F:→ ooppking: 不加空格的大便都沒衛生紙 06/24 12:32
161F:推 MicroEric: equal space equal 06/24 13:06
162F:推 bravo223999: = = 06/24 13:15
163F:推 tim5201314: 空格呢 噓文也太氣不好笑就滑到下一篇比較好笑的就好 06/24 13:29
164F:→ tim5201314: 啦 06/24 13:29
165F:→ yzkeroro: 還不加空白 有夠機掰 06/24 13:36
166F:→ yzkeroro: 笑死== 怎麼有人這麼生氣== 06/24 13:38
167F:推 facisate: 一堆認真魔人 講的好像大家不知道左邊有東西一樣 06/24 13:38
168F:推 kogsww: = = 06/24 13:45
169F:推 randy211161: = = 06/24 13:48
170F:推 hiimwhisper: == 06/24 14:40
171F:推 lazypomelo: = =滾去低卡= = 06/24 15:20
172F:推 shinkiro: ==不加空格= = 06/24 15:39
173F:→ SMeng: == 06/24 15:54
174F:推 jessieL: 笑死= = 06/24 16:21
175F:噓 parrotlin: 不好笑 06/24 16:42
176F:推 xxblack: = = ...- -..._ _ 06/24 16:57
177F:推 yaes111: = = 06/24 17:13
178F:推 NeGe56: == 06/24 17:25
179F:→ p2p8ppp: 幹 加三小空格啦== 06/24 17:48
180F:推 kevinptt: = = 06/24 17:57
181F:推 barry881028: 笑死== 06/24 18:19
182F:推 CSFV: == 06/24 19:36
183F:→ reko7379: 肥宅拿當然是== 要是正咩拿就會是^ ^ 06/24 20:18
184F:→ takuya1: == 06/24 21:24
185F:→ skybrest: == 06/24 21:58
186F:推 banebuu: 哈哈哈= = 06/24 22:23
187F:推 yuyumr: = = 06/24 22:47
188F:推 lisachen0330: = = 06/24 23:33
189F:推 aloves: 哈哈 06/24 23:41
190F:推 Xliao: equal space equal 懂? 06/24 23:56
191F:推 z12069: 肥宅補腦無極限= = 06/25 00:40
192F:推 adamsung: =..= 06/25 01:34
193F:推 Lucienne1001: 哈哈哈哈 06/25 02:24
194F:推 billgreenoil: 〓 〓 06/25 02:28
195F:噓 lzyamos99032: 有種把你的肥指移開 06/25 03:32
196F:推 loxa87036: 很幽默喔= = 06/25 07:06
197F:推 w860314: 笑死== 06/25 07:48
198F:噓 markkao456: 詐騙集團 06/25 08:31
199F:噓 cink8: == 06/25 09:27
200F:→ timse: 手指移開再給推 06/25 09:27
201F:推 chang90112: =.= 06/25 10:33
202F:→ pipi8244: = = 06/25 11:05
203F:噓 ggerger: 只有我覺得無聊嗎?? 06/25 11:09
204F:噓 wolid: http://i.imgur.com/aLc8CRw.jpg 06/25 11:19
205F:推 feyuyu: 大陸這符號叫等等,其實它不是不耐煩,是要你等等 06/25 12:32
206F:推 ww1215: == 06/25 12:44
207F:推 ko309491: 補血= = 06/25 14:01
208F:噓 kaa991569: 好好笑 06/25 14:10
209F:噓 Czong4102: 斷章取義,無趣 06/25 15:02
210F:推 fish60515xxx: == 06/25 15:53
211F:噓 capdie159753: 他都有空格 你的空格呢? 06/25 16:38
212F:噓 SoDoge: 無聊 左邊手指移開阿 長大當記者欸 06/25 16:56
213F:推 may88011: = = 06/25 16:58
214F:噓 bigshiun: 左邊也是= =啦 06/25 18:13
215F:噓 vsoog: 就是那樣才對,不要亂改= = 06/25 18:25
216F:噓 angel0328: 大拇指拿開啦 斷章取義喔== 06/25 19:00
217F:推 DLHZ: == 06/25 19:21
218F:推 Alex548291: 中間有空白編譯不會過== 06/25 19:25
219F:推 edwardtp: ==3 06/25 20:06
220F:噓 propofol316: 加工喔 06/25 20:50
221F:推 ikenaka: =·= 06/25 21:53
222F:推 rutp6j35566: == 06/25 22:45
223F:推 a100820: = = 06/25 23:14
224F:推 NedStark: = + 06/26 02:44
225F:推 jads210244: =_= 06/26 09:16
226F:噓 scimiter: 笑死 06/26 09:40
227F:推 kerbi: = = 06/26 10:53
228F:噓 dx4368: 左手大拇指拿開啊 沒有== 我自切 06/26 11:31
229F:推 ykeng0716: 笑死 斷章取義 06/26 13:56
230F:推 classes: = =a 06/26 13:58
231F:推 silverkiss: == 06/26 15:15
232F:推 k6114520: = = 06/26 16:01
233F:→ dennis02: == 06/26 18:39
234F:推 firefoxriko: 還蠻好笑的啊 06/27 11:23
235F:推 sank: = = 06/27 15:57
236F:噓 markkao456: 關認真魔人屁事..就真的不好笑 06/28 12:22
237F:推 reovoid: = = 06/29 08:06
238F:噓 minimeDA: 有病真的就趕快看一看 06/30 09:38
239F:推 annyuu0715: 傻眼== 06/30 18:41







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