作者papayas (papaya)
看板StupidClown
標題[耍笨] 到便利商店拿網購的東西
時間Thu Feb 16 12:25:22 2006
我同學常在博x來買書, 通常是在他方便的7-11取貨(如住家補習班),
他覺得每次取貨的對話都很沒效率, 舉例如下--
先生您好請問需要什麼我要拿網購的東西請問是哪一家博x來請問大名王小明好的先生
請稍等好先生請問是博x來的書一共1234元嗎是的好為您結帳一共1234元收您1500元..
所以有一次他就擬好最簡潔的說詞要去拿書, 一進去就跟店員甲(女生)說:
"妳好, 我是王小明...."
此時電話響起他只好接起來, 是王媽媽十萬火急在交代事情,
我同學就站在櫃台前專心應付起王媽媽來,
店員乙(店長?)走過來問店員甲: "他要幹嘛?"
店員甲(無辜狀): "他剛跟我自我介紹...."
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